Tuesday, December 1, 2009
Media Morning Roundup: The Great Escape!
Posted by Betsy Phillips on Tue, Dec 1, 2009 at 7:31 AM
A 105-year-old woman is one of the first people to be treated in Meharry's new digital dental facility. ...Starting today, everyone can get the H1N1 vaccine free through the Health Department. ...Cover Kids has stopped enrolling new kids. ...The parents of a murdered woman are suing Metro over the actions of the killer's probation officer. ...
Next up, in "Stories You Would Read Out Loud to Your Breakfast Companion if People Still Read Papers at the Breakfast Table" News... A Sumner County elementary school teacher vandalized a middle school with condoms and sardine juice. The report fails to mention what happened to the sardines that gave their lives for that juice. Hopefully, there's a happy cat somewhere in Sumner County today. ...
A man with his initials tattooed on the side of his neck...Let me repeat that: A man with his own initials tattooed on the side of his neck was able to escape from the Cheatham County jail by (and I am not even making this up) posing as another prisoner, who was about to be released. Early this morning, he was recaptured in Franklin. Jeremiah Bradshaw certainly deserves to go back to jail for a long time, but his escape plan was so audacious and ridiculous the fact that he could pull it off seems like it should get him something. Maybe extra cake on Tuesdays for the length of his incarceration. ...
Next up, in "Stories You Would Read Out Loud to Your Breakfast Companion if People Still Read Papers at the Breakfast Table" News... A Sumner County elementary school teacher vandalized a middle school with condoms and sardine juice. The report fails to mention what happened to the sardines that gave their lives for that juice. Hopefully, there's a happy cat somewhere in Sumner County today. ...
A man with his initials tattooed on the side of his neck...Let me repeat that: A man with his own initials tattooed on the side of his neck was able to escape from the Cheatham County jail by (and I am not even making this up) posing as another prisoner, who was about to be released. Early this morning, he was recaptured in Franklin. Jeremiah Bradshaw certainly deserves to go back to jail for a long time, but his escape plan was so audacious and ridiculous the fact that he could pull it off seems like it should get him something. Maybe extra cake on Tuesdays for the length of his incarceration. ...
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