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At around 2 p.m. last Wednesday, Metro Police got a call from concerned citizens who claimed alternately that a robbery was in progress at a home on the 1000 block of W. Eastland and that a couple was having sex behind the same house.
As officers converged on the scene, they discovered the vacant house was intact. The 2002 Dodge Durango parked behind it, however, was a-rockin'. Inside, a 31-year-old man and a 24-year-old woman both had their pants down, in the throes of fee-for-service passion, the report says. When officers announced their presence, the man dismounted from both his soiled dove and his Durango and bolted, likely tugging at his pants as he waddled. He was caught two blocks away.
He was charged with patronizing prostitution. The woman was charged with prostitution. Life goes on.