Monday, August 31, 2009
Daily Diversion / Politics / Silverman Nashville Suxxx...or Does It?
Posted by Jack Silverman on Mon, Aug 31, 2009 at 7:46 AM
Nashville sucks, let's admit it. From the country music wanna-be's and the KKK inspired politicians all the way to the fucking restaurants and bars, I cringe when I wake up each morning. I've had a condo here for about 5 years now, but I think of it more like a jail sentence; in the sense that living here has made me appreciate the outside world and the fact that turning on the radio in this God-forsaken hell hole is like getting raped in the ear. Anyway, this blog is for everyone like me, anyone who's been to Nashville and seen the shit-storm they call a city and for the people who have been dragged here for one reason or another (assuming you're not stupid enough to want to move here).
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Aw, he really hates Nashville and doesn't like getting raped in the ear. Bless his heart.
I've been living here for nearly a year and a half. It's not so bad. There are a lot of things to do.
I can't think of a single reason in the world why I should care one whit about what cowboykiller thinks. Yes, Nashville has it's problems, what with there being too many socialist libs and all (comes with having too many universities), but if you stick to associating with it's many fine, God-loving, patriotic Conservatives, it's a fine place to live. And that's the truth, no matter what YOU say, cowboykiller. Don't like it here, go back to whatever income tax-loving state you crawled out from.
All Democrats are commies.
So what's new about another insignificant wanna-be thrashing his insignificance with what is calculated to be outrageous enough to adjust people's perception of him from ho-hum to WOW. Trouble is the outrageous horse has just about been flogged to death. (Reminds me of the wanna-be R & R star who promised to commit suicide on stage a few years back. Apparently nobody took him seriously or else he really did commit suicide, 'cause he remains ho-hum.)
Anyway, since Nashville is such a shit storm I'd be interested in what old CK999 thinks of Bedford-Stuyvesant or Watts. C'mon, talk to us shiesskoph.
Yeah Nashville sucks! That's why I've been here for nearly 25 years!
No, seriously! An African shaman once told me that Nashville has a spiritual black hole over it. It sucks people in, and won't let them go.
So I'm starting to think he was right. I've tried to leave Nashville half a dozen times and every time I get close that sucking motion occurs and I find myself still here. I know tons of other people who have tried to leave and keep getting draw back too.
So in a sense, Nashville truly does suck.
:-)
A Nashville suxx blog should be funny. Could be very funny. Could be Pith.
Jack, don't encourage cowboykiller. He sounds like a huge asshole. And he don't write funny. He reads like a myopic Sean Hannity.
I love Nashville because Gilbert Jr. lives here.
I love Nashville because we have a zoo that I totally forget exists until I drive by it.
I love Nashville because our river is meandering, and sometimes it makes me confused as to whether or not I'm north or east.
I love Nashville because our homeless are smart enough to hang out at the library and get. shit. done.
I love Nashville because my egotistical spidey sense of superiority tingles on a daily basis.
I love Nashville of because relatively cheap cigarettes.
THE END
Ashley, if you think I care one little bit in the whole world about whether or not a libtard such as you likes me, you are woefully mistaken. But then I'm sure you and your ilk are used to being woefully mistaken. Or more likely, you're so ignorant you have no idea how mistaken you are.
The zoo? The river? The dirty homeless? These are the reasons you love Nashville? Typical liberal drivel. Your "spidey sense of superiority" is grotesquely misplaced, but your apparent love of oh-so-unhealthy cigarettes is a welcome surprise. But then you probably smoke just because you're such a socialist Obamabot and wish to follow in the steps of The Chosen One. Go all the way and move to Kenya, why don't you. Take a herd of your libtard friends with you.
All Democrats are commies.
Truant Officer, maybe you could try to explain to me why I should care for a millisecond about what you have to say. School is for learning (unless you're attending some pathetic public school, then good luck) and since I know all I need to know, I wouldn't be attending school in the first place, never mind playing hooky from it, now would I? I could post on here all day long and still get more work done today than lazy libs do in a week.
Mind your own business, punk, and get a REAL job. Or maybe it's easier for the likes of you and Ashley to buy your cigarettes with food stamps.
Southern Beale says: "I've tried to leave Nashville half a dozen times and every time I get close that sucking motion occurs and I find myself still here."
Next time the urge hits let us know and we'll turn off the suck.
Two groups of people make this town discusting.
1. Fake Christians.(Actually, They're the one keeps crucifying Jesus. They're Phariseeans not Christians.)
2. Retards holding guitars in their hands
Comment #1 - "why I should care one whit "
Comment #2 - "Ashley, if you think I care one little bit "
Comment #3 - "explain to me why I should care"
Gilbert Junior - He's just a big ol care bear~!
Wouldn't you know it, Emmett has revealed that Cowboy Killer is right. Maybe if you just turn the suck off ASAP, both Cowboy Killer and Miss Memphis will depart.
You can go too you know~
