Monday, August 10, 2009
Daily Diversion / Presidential Politics / Silverman Sign of the Times: YES WE CAN Discount Tobacco & Beer
Posted by Jack Silverman on Mon, Aug 10, 2009 at 7:07 AM
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Among damn few connections between this citizen and Barack, our savior, are beer and cigarettes. Now sooner or later the butts are going to inhibit him sufficiently to where he is going to apply some real effort toward eliminating the problem. I would recommend a personally tested, ultra-sophisticated solution. One which would cement our connection even further. Chewing tobacco.
I can think of nothing finer than to view the honorable Mr. Obama behind his lecturn, manipulating a nationally televised press conference and tucking in a hefty chaw from a paper of Union Leader while David Graham questions his war progress. A Steel City beer can spit cup on the top corner of the lecturn would round out the scene.
And come to think of it, a bumper sticker on the back of his presidential limousine reading "Caution: Passenger Chewing Tobacco" would be even finer.
if this store is going to co-opt the president's campaign slogan, they could at least carry his official beer. did you notice whether they had any ice-cold Pander-Brau?
No Ashley, but it's down the street from I Like Ikea, It's the Economy Stupid pawn shop and A Chicken in Every Pot delicatessen.
I think those are in the same strip mall as Compassionate Conservatism Check Cashing and Kinder, Gentler Crisis Pregnancy Center.
My first thought was more like "yes, we can still smoke, despite the increased cigarette tax and associated broken campaign promise".
Ashley, were I the kind of person who used "LOL", I would use that in response to your last post.
Ah, what the hell. First time for everything...LOL.
