Wednesday, August 5, 2009
Kotz / Politics Attn. Birthers: Now You Can Make Sure All Your Enemies Were Born in Kenya!
Posted by Pete Kotz on Wed, Aug 5, 2009 at 3:31 PM
Let's say you believe a certain president (hint: He shares a middle name with a deposed Iraqi dictator) is a resident alien, and thus legally barred from office. You're absolutely certain he was born in Kenya, because the guy who mumbles to himself next door told you so. But since you have no proof, and your theory defies all logic, you're having a hard time getting others to believe it. Nor will they let their kids near you.
Presto! Simply fill out the electronic form, and you'll have proof that your nemesis is a foreigner! It's free, easy to use, and can be mastered by paying some kid five bucks to show you how to use the internet! So what are you waiting for? Get started by generating your own documentary proof today!
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Obama's hidden records and natural born citizenship are legitimate issues.
It's no surprise that Hillary Clinton just went to Kenya to reinforce the cover-up.
I still want answers. Obummer, put up or get out!!!! All he has to do is make the following official public statement,
"I Barack Obama authorize the State of Hawaii to release and make public all of my records on file."
That's it. Issue over. But he won't because he's a fraud!! Obama knows that millions of citizens want to see it yet he continues to hide it. What/why is he hiding? and most disturbingly, why don't BHO's supporters want to know the whole truth, especially since there's a reward of $100,000 for proof that Obama is a "natural born" citizen of the United States.
OBAMA, STOP HIDING. SHOW US THE LONG FORM BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND YOUR OTHER RECORDS!!!!!
"why don't BHO's supporters want to know the whole truth, especially since there's a reward of $100,000 for proof that Obama is a "natural born" citizen of the United States."
Right Captain Steve. This reward is an ingenious method of arriving at the truth, which is that BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA IS AN IMPOSTOR!!!!!! If he were not an impostor, he would collect the reward for himself!!! But he can't collect, because he is an illegal alien. And to the question of the Kenyan birth certificate. Why would someone want to create a counterfeit birth certificate? Don't they have better things to do, like prove the lunar landing was a fake. Answer those two questions, Obamabots, and you will be literally on the next plane to Washington to protest in front of the White House.
Talk radio, the Branch Lou Dobsians, and the rest of the trash on cable news have been all to happy to entertain the ratings bump associated with this fringe movement, but they haven't done any reporting. Not a single one of them has offered evidence that Mr. Obama was born elsewhere. A journalist providing this evidence might just instantly get themselves a Pulitzer--yet none have bothered. It's time for the birthers to put up or shut up.
And again, have any of them ever spent time concerning themselves with the birthplace or citizenship of any elected official? How about verifying the birthplace of our white conservative politicians?
