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That's right! The Kenyan government -- or someone pretending to be the Kenyan government -- has just released the popular new Republic of Kenya Birth Certificate Generator
! By simply filling in a few quick boxes, you can now make the target of any conspiracy a foreign-born citizen!
Let's say you believe a certain president (hint: He shares a middle name with a deposed Iraqi dictator) is a resident alien, and thus legally barred from office. You're absolutely certain he was born in Kenya, because the guy who mumbles to himself next door told you so. But since you have no proof, and your theory defies all logic, you're having a hard time getting others to believe it. Nor will they let their kids near you.
Presto! Simply fill out the electronic form, and you'll have proof that your nemesis is a foreigner! It's free, easy to use, and can be mastered by paying some kid five bucks to show you how to use the internet! So what are you waiting for? Get started by generating your own documentary proof today!