Friday, July 31, 2009

Oh, Cary Tennis; A Tale of Anti-Southern Bias

Posted by Ashley Spurgeon on Fri, Jul 31, 2009 at 4:11 PM

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In spite of my slovenly, thoughtless ways, I'm quite the fan of advice columns and columnists. All but one. Salon's Cary Tennis. The man will give a meandering essay answer to a true-or-false question, and I've never found his non sequitur approach to advice-giving to be an effective one. Usually he just annoys me. Today he angered me. Long story short - woman in the Northeast was laid off, has a job offer in the Bible Belt, is terrified her precious, nature-loving, Darwin reading (yeah, right) 12-year-old will be kicked in the face on a daily basis by Southern ignorami. What oh what should she do? To be fair to Mr. Tennis, he does ask her to understand why she keeps repeating a pattern of job loss. I agree with that bit. But he never provides the bit of advice I'm sure you're all anticipating: get over yourself, lady. I'm so sorry we don't have museums, theaters, parks, scientists, art, a rich literary history, and some of the most prestigious universities in the country down here in this godforsaken retard hellhole. And Tennis - the nerve of this guy - actually tells her, "In a new area, one often has to pay for things one found for free before," in regards to the outdoors. What is he talking about? We know Atlanta isn't New York. We know Nashville isn't Boston. But to not tell this lady (who is clearly a special kind of liberal crazy I find offensive) to get over her bigotry is just bad advice.

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No rich literary history? C'mon now, Ashley. Most of my favorite authors are from the South: James Agee, William Faulkner, Cormac McCarthy, Larry McMurtry (Southwest technically, but you get the idea).

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Posted by Hargrove on 07/31/2009 at 4:31 PM

C'mon, let her think that. Don we really need another one of those moving here?
And Hargrove, as Randy Newman said, the problem with sarcasm is that not everyone gets it.

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Posted by The Other Scott on 07/31/2009 at 4:45 PM

To be fair, if you use our elected representatives, the Tenn. state legislature, as a proxy for the avg. Tennessean, then Mr Tennis is being very generous in his opinion of this region.
Or, just look at the comments under the "Birthers are Republican, Southern, ...", a couple of entries below this entry. Those reader comments simultaneously make you want to laugh out loud & also cry because of the level of stupidity that's out there.

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Posted by Damn Yankee on 07/31/2009 at 4:46 PM

Read the column. Can't figure out what angered you. Not a bit of Southern bashing in it.

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Posted by huh? on 07/31/2009 at 6:15 PM

I like Cary. In his meandering, lyrical answers is sometimes found great wisdom. Sometimes it's just off point, but there are some gems, one of which hit me quite profoundly a few years ago.
Anyway, (a) as others have said Ashley, what do you mean we don't have a rich literary history or great museums, etc.? Ever been to the High Museum of Art in Atlanta? Ever been to the Birmingham Museum of Art? (b) could Cary have taken a moment to disabuse the LW of her exceedingly common views of the South? Maybe, but his approach was probably more useful in the long run.
Also, Cary is a Southerner by birth, and was evidently pretty scarred by the experience of growing up in a religiously conservative home. He ran away to San Francisco and never looked back. I can sympathize sometimes.

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Posted by jamiealex on 07/31/2009 at 6:55 PM

I wrote Cary a rather serious email a couple years back. To my surprise, he wrote back. We exchanged a couple more emails. His comments were thoughtful (in both senses) and it was a helpful exchange. He seemed nice, and considerate.

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Posted by laia on 07/31/2009 at 9:14 PM

what exactly is a retarded hellhole?
How do you spell IGNORANT?

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Posted by mike on 08/01/2009 at 9:50 AM

Ashley,
For the benefit of those who comment on your posts, please provide a standard disclaimer that your post "may contain sarcasm"

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Posted by sin is schism on 08/01/2009 at 11:14 AM

@Other Scott - kudos, man. Too many carpetbaggers in this town as it is.

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