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Despite concrete proof that President Barack Obama is a resident alien -- isn't it obvious? -- the state of Hawaii has once again affirmed that he's a U.S. citizen. Responding to the renewed yammering of kooks, blowhards, and guys desperate for better TV ratings, the state continued its role in a conspiracy dating back to 1961, when a whole bunch of people decided to make a Kenyan child American so he could someday become president. Writes the Associated Press:
"I ... have seen the original vital records maintained on file by the Hawaii State Department of Health verifying Barack Hussein Obama was born in Hawaii and is a natural-born American citizen," Health Director Dr. Chiyome Fukino said in a brief statement. "I have nothing further to add to this statement or my original statement issued in October 2008 over eight months ago."
Fukino then chuckled ominously and whirled away in a black cape.