Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Crazy Crap / Hannan Dept. of Inevitability: Limbaugh Joins Birthers
Posted by Caleb Hannan on Wed, Jul 22, 2009 at 6:15 AM
Top-rated radio host Rush Limbaugh, upset that he's forced to report his every movement to tax authorities, blasted President Obama for failing to prove he is natural-born citizen of the United States..."Barack Obama has yet to have to prove that he's a citizen. All he has to do is show a birth certificate. He has yet to have to prove he's a citizen. I have to show them 14 different ways where the h--- I am every day of the year for three years."This may seem like the perfect moment for some sort of Told ya they're all crazy! liberal back-slapping. Awesome, the pill-popping, thrice-divorced, presumptive leader of the Republican party is one of them! But mostly this just makes me sad. I had coffee with Bill Phillips, Bill Purcell's former deputy mayor, and he went out of his way to explain to me (a 26-year-old whom he, probably correctly, assumed had a warped view of conservatives) that he was one of those "good Republicans," not the crazies who seem to be running the show these days. Phillips, it goes without saying, is a smart guy. And eminently reasonable. But because of people like Rep. Marsha Blackburn and the C Street Gang and Limbaugh, Phillips now feels it necessary to qualify his political affiliation. Beliefs that, I'm assuming here, have been shaped and formed by decades of experience in politics and civic life now require a preface because a bunch of assholes think the majority of this country unknowingly voted a Kenyan into the White House. Maybe that's good for a certain number of Democrats in the short-term. But I don't think it's a stretch to say that this birther movement, now seemingly strengthened by the support of "Paris Hilton without the sex videos," is bad for everyone in the long haul.
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I saw a close-up of Barack Hussein Obama's birth certificate from the Hawaii Dept. of Health. Check it out for yourself....The Certificate Number is: 151 1961 010641
Now pay attention here.
151 + 1961 + 010641 = 12753
Now add up the individual digits....
1 + 2 + 7 + 5 + 3 = 18
You know what that means?
18 = 6 + 6 + 6
Do I have to spell it out for you? 666 people!!!!! THE MARK OF THE BEAST!
Lord Jesus, COME QUICKLY!
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Obama's fake birth certiicate proves NOTHING. I can get better forgeries on the street for illegals if I want. Wake up lefties. You elected a non citizen. HAHAHAHAHA
Why doesn't he just show the long form of his birth certificate? His hiding the information from the people is what continues this controversy. It's not just a question of showing his BC either. There are many reasons to believe he is not qualified. The fact that his alleged father, Obama Sr., was not a US citizen, that his own grandmother stated she was there when he was born, in Kenya. There are no hospitals, friends, neighbors that will state that they saw Obama Jr as a child, the house he states he lived in has no records of either him or his mother, grandparents living at that address. There are just way too many unanswered questions. I don't think it's asking too much for the President of the United States to prove to the people that he is qualified per the Constitution. Is that really asking too much?
Any "Journalist" who has to stoop to using profanity in his essay needs to rethink how he writes.
It doesn't "emphasize" you position, nor does it make you appear "Cool."
It makes you appear immature.
Wow, from the depthless fount of your 26 years of wisdom and research skill you have found THE TRUTH!
Thank G-d you're there to lead us.....little child.
Welcome to the brink of critical mass. And if you'll recall, Mr. Limbaugh once said President (and natural-born citizen) George Bush had destroyed the Democratic Party and they didn't even know it yet. It's a clever cowboy who ties a knot in a rope and waits for the bad guy to stick his head in it. Makes a little more sense now, doesn't it?
"Why doesn't he just show the long form of his birth certificate? His hiding the information from the people is what continues this controversy."
You go girl!!!!! That will show em. I remember, this one time, at space camp, I started questioning the "truth" of the lunar landing and I got kicked out. It was awful and humiliating but I got through it and was the better for it. And because of me, it's now common knowledge that it was a fake. Even REM sung about it in a song. So you keep at it and ignore all the naysayers. Because the one who laughs last, truly laughs last!!!!
Ole Sarge, I agree with you about the profanity. But in this case I think "asshole" is simply the literal and clinical term for these persons.
Do any of you uderstand that Hawaii has something called a certificate of live birth which is much different than a birth certificate? All Obama showed was a faked (the forger admitted they forged it and it has been since removed from the web) Certificate of live birth. Any parent in the first year of life who shows up in Hawaii can file for one. In fct one of the Japanese generals in WWII bragged about having one.It does NOT mean you were born in Hawaii, it means your parents made it therw within the first year of your birth to file for it.Why has Obama spent over a million dollars to hide his birth certificate when less than $20 could buy a copy from the dept of Health in HI?The thing is that the Obamites act like it's a crime when there are few things you can do in the USA without showing your birth certificate.If you need one for little league you should need one for the Presidency too!
I have to give Obama props on this one. It was a play of pure brilliance. Not only did he forge his way into the White House, but by getting "you people" to focus all your time and attention on this conspiracy, he gets you to look like a herd of deranged goats while he pursues his communist stealth (to say nothing of pro-Negro) agenda.
"Do any of you uderstand that Hawaii has something called a certificate of live birth which is much different than a birth certificate?"
I understand it cccc. And the government is currently trying to shut me down. My buddy Ted is missing and I think he was kidnapped by the Feds and is probably in Guantanamo right now. But I only need one hour a sleep a night because I drink 22 Redbulls and 6 pots of coffee every day. So for 23 hours every day, I am on the case. So, like Dan Brown proving the existence of a grand conspiracy by the Catholic Church, I will prove that Hussein Obama was born in Kenya. Even if I have to write a riveting, suspenseful, historically accurate novel to accomplish this I will. And the Obamabots will be weeping in the streets.
Everyone knows he is not eligible, you have to be an idiot to not see through all the smoke and mirrors. the White House over the past few days contacted all the networks that have become whores for him and push back and show the bogus CERTIFICATE OF LIVE BIRTH that his sister also has and she was born in Indoniesia. Yes you can have an Hawaiian COLB and been born on foreign soil, his sisters birth certificate is also filed in Hawaii but states she was born on foreign soil, I am sure his says the same, that is how the Hawaiian officials can say he has one on file, but he won't release it nor will he allow them to say what is onthe COLB
Mayree:
Currently on ebay I'm auctioning the Brooklyn Bridge. You may want to check it out. Low starting bids and shipping is free!
"Everyone knows he is not eligible, you have to be an idiot to not see through all the smoke and mirrors."
Exactly, Mayree. And we discussed this at the last conspiracy convention that I attended in Minot, ND. The Obama people have learned how to actually use smoke and mirrors. Not figurative ones but actual ones. You see, David Copperfield has been secretly working with them to use these smoke and mirrors to manipulate data and facts. If you watch him on television, to the trained eye, like mine, you can see light haze in the background. Used in conjunction with mirrors this plays with your mind, leaving you with a warm and fuzzy feeling every time you watch him. I started wearing special glasses that me and my buddy Ted created that makes it impossible for this to work on me. Come on over to my mom's house and you can come on down to the basement and I'll show you how I make them.
Really, BoydBBiggs, I'd like to get in on that action!!!!! Will the whole thing fit in my mom's basement?
The United States was "born" on July 4, 1776. George Washington was born in 1732. Occording to Section 1 of Article 2 of the U.S. Constitution states that a President must be a natural born citizen of the U.S., be at least 35 years old and have lived in the U.S. for at least 14 years. There are those who believe that Barack Obama isn't the President because they believe that he wasn't born in the United States. That said, since George Washington was born before the formation of the United States, it can be concluded that he wasn't the President, indeed the first President since he was not born a United States citizen but that of Great Britain. Things that make you go hmm.
Oh and by the way, even if Obama had not been born in the US, he would still be eligible for the presidency. His mother was a US citizen, and that makes Obama a “natural-born citizen,” as required by the Constitution.
Mcain was born in the panama canal, where is his birth certificate, why was he allamowed to run for president.
Where were the birther kooks when bush and cheney concorted a fake war so that they can make billions through hallibartons.
Where were the birthers when thousands of innocent americans were sent as IED fodder to die unnessesary deaths in Iraq.
Finally if Obama is not a citizen, who vetted him to run, surely someone checked on him.
