Monday, July 13, 2009

Please, Memphis Grizzlies, Do Not Sign Allen Iverson

Posted by Caleb Hannan on Mon, Jul 13, 2009 at 11:05 AM

click to enlarge Attention Grizzlies fans: This man is not the Answer.
  • Attention Grizzlies fans: This man is not the Answer.
Last week, during a regular pick-up game at the gym, one of my playing partners was wearing a Memphis Grizzlies T-shirt. In the year since I'd moved to Tennessee, this was the first time I'd seen anyone sporting a piece of Grizzlies merchandise. So I asked him: Are you a fan? "I'm trying," he said. "But they make it really, really hard." This comment was understandable. The Grizzlies just traded for a guy named Zach Randolph. Even if you don't understand basketball, all you really need to know about Randolph is that every time he leaves a team they get better. To fans, he's the Stephon Marbury of big men; capable of posting impressive stats in spite of (or because of) his team's failings. (And also capable of creating fantastic headlines, like "Grizzlies Trade for Zach Randolph, Continue War on Fans.") The trade for Randolph comes on the heels of another Grizzlies move. Last year they sent Spaniard Pau Gasol, the team's best player, to the Los Angeles Lakers in exchange for Gasol's less-talented brother Marc and not much else. Thanks in part to Gasol the Lakers went on to win the NBA Championship. The Grizzlies lost 70 percent of their games. My pick-up partner's comment was understandable because of deals like these. For the past three years, roughly the same amount of time that General Manager Chris Wallace has been making decisions, the Grizzlies have been the worst team in the league by a wide margin. If the Grizzlies under Wallace were a child, and you were babysitting them, you wouldn't let them out of your sight for a second. As soon as you did, they'd stick their tongue in a light socket. All of which is to say, the Grizzlies are reportedly interested in signing Allen Iverson. Which would be another really, really bad move... Depending on who you ask, Iverson is--or was--a great player. The diminutive guard has the fifth-highest scoring average in NBA history. He's been MVP of the league and led the 2001 Philadelphia 76'ers, some might say single-handedly, to a Finals appearance. Most recently of the Detroit Pistons, Iverson is a free agent looking for a team who'll let him start. The Grizzlies, on the other hand, are a franchise with the league's second-worst attendance. They have the worst combined record of the past three years. They're in dire need of something good to offer their fans, and the Grizzlies and Iverson would seem to make a good fit. But they don't. For starters, at 34 years old, Iverson is on the wrong side of history. He's spent a career being faster than just about anyone on the court, a fact which is bound to change sooner rather than later. He's also notorious for needing the ball in his hands to score. Seeing as how there is only one ball on the court at all times, and the Grizzlies are already packed to the gills with shoot-first players--now including Randolph--signing Iverson would be the move you'd make if you wanted your team to be the worst possible version of its already bad self. What's more, the additions of Iverson and Randolph would also bring together two NBA players with a history of making news off the court. Iverson was very famously accused, among other things, of pulling a gun on a man he thought was hiding his wife--whom Iverson had thrown out of their house, naked, only the day before. Randolph has...well, Randolph has perhaps the most impressive off-court record of any player in the league. He'd be remembered best for sucker-punching a teammate, and breaking his eye-socket in the process, if he didn't always seem to be working so diligently to supplant that incident. Like when he got arrested last year for DUI after swerving his Rolls Royce over two lanes of L.A.'s Interstate 405. The Grizzlies have already made their mistake with Randolph. But they still have time not to screw up when it comes to Iverson. If they do, however--and history has shown that, when given the chance to fall on their face, the Grizzlies almost always land nose-first--Tennessee's only professional basketball team will no doubt be one of the most interesting in the league. If only for the wrong reasons.

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After years of being a Golden State fan (8-year-old JR was wild about Run-TMC and Chris Mullins' flat-top; an older JR was thrilled to learn that Mullin played the first half of his career in a drunken haze), when the Grizz relocated, I decided I'd give 'em a try.
But, my god, Chris Wallace is a truly atrocious GM. Maybe we got spoiled by Jerry West's early involvement in the team, and anyone who follows The Logo is going to have a hard time living up to expectations (see - nearly every Alabama coach since The Bear died). But trading Kevin Love for OJ Mayo? Really? The classy Paul-for-Marc trade? Was that move to save printing costs so the team wouldn't have to shell out for new Gasol jerseys?
And they drafted Thabeet, who I will boldly predict to be a bust?
And now Iverson? Zach Randolph? I can't be bothered with them anymore. At least when they were in Vancouver they were easily ignored.

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Posted by JR on 07/13/2009 at 11:29 AM

iverson the best

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Posted by ONLY THE STRONG on 07/13/2009 at 11:30 AM

iverson rolimn

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Posted by ONLY THE STRONG on 07/13/2009 at 11:31 AM

@Caleb: Yeah, that would pretty much seal Chris Wallace's fate as the Worst GM in the History of Ever. Iverson's departure from the Nuggets last year was the best thing that ever happened to Denver.
@Caleb's pick-up mate: Make sure you elbow him in the kidneys when you guard him. He likes it.

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Posted by joey p on 07/13/2009 at 12:21 PM

Letting Shane Battier go was another awful blunder by the Grizz.
I'm not ready yet to say Thabeet will be a bust. It wouldn't surprise me if it takes a while for him to develop offensively, but in the meantime he'll at least give them some presence inside.
Getting Iverson would make no sense in terms of the team's long-term future, but he would probably sell some tickets, and that may be the imperative right now. Still, I wouldn't give up any prospects for him.

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Posted by BoydBBiggs on 07/13/2009 at 12:47 PM

Besides, Caleb, what kind of Nashvillian are you if you want something from Memphis to succeed? Obviously you ain't from around here.

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Posted by BoydBBiggs on 07/13/2009 at 12:48 PM

@ JR: Agreed. Love is not only already the NBA's best passing big man, he's also one of its most entertaining Twitterers. That's a double-loss for the Griz.
@ BoydBBiggs: Also agree. Getting rid of Battier was a huge mistake. In fairness to the Griz, though, the trade came three years before Michael Lewis revealed him to be one of the most underrated players in the league. How could they know that when they only got to watch him 82 times a year and every day in practice?

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Posted by Caleb on 07/13/2009 at 12:59 PM

Oh, Boyd, how did I forget about Shane Battier? I'll never forget when he was drafted and he used the word "anachronism" in his interview and David Stern looked like he wanted to make out with him.
It's unfair, I suppose, to label Thabeet a bust, since, you know, he hasn't played a game yet. But drafting a primarily defensively minded big man with suspect knees and no offensive game with the No. 2 is a little bit of a stretch for me. And, further, since Chris Wallace did it, it's obviously bad.
And, like any Nashville native, I, of course, want all Memphis-related things to fail, just on principle. The reason I pulled for the Grizz when I did was that a drive to Memphis to see a game is a lot more feasible than going to Oakland. Fortunately, I no longer have to be of two minds about it, because there's (still) nothing worth cheering for at FedEx Forum.

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Posted by JR on 07/13/2009 at 1:03 PM

i am tried of people wanting the grizzlies to continue to get players that wear g-gtrings instead of joc k straps i dont care about players personal life we all know somebody that have skeleton in their closet these are basketball players in the nba these are noy church members during missionary work at least we know about these players everybody and professional athlete have something we just dont or hear about them this is sport not rearing your childrens or taking of a family nobody is perfect especially the one !s that are talking negative toward them as usually these same people be the same individual that we hear and read about never get off the personalities and just deal with sports if i just judge teams by players morality i wouldnt like no team or watch any sports at all

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Posted by tvb17 on 07/13/2009 at 1:35 PM

Well said tvb17. Your refusal to embrace punctuation, capital letters, or coherence is a breath of fresh air

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Posted by joey p on 07/13/2009 at 2:07 PM

The Grizz seem to be making moves now as opposed to waiting and seeing if a nonexistent fanbase will wait for the next three years in hopes that the team "might" be pretty good. Although a majority of the media seem to have some disdain for him there are millions of people who love Allen Iverson and just want to see him play. Many of these people will come to the games and buy the apparel of the Grizzlies. It makes a lot of sense. What doesn't make much sense is for someone to argue against adding talent to a roster but provide no other alternatives. Very Republican in my opinion. But we are talking about Tennessee.

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Posted by Anonymous on 07/13/2009 at 3:47 PM

Ugh...Memphis won 24 games last year, how is Allen Iverson going to make this team any worse?
I know the media has hated Allen Iverson since he got in the NBA, but try not to be so obvious. Even a "bad season" for AI was better than half the guards in the league. Besides Memphis isn't going to win a championship anytime soon anyway. At least give the fans something entertaining to watch. Just by bringing fans to the gate and selling merchandise, AI's going to be his own stimulus plan for the state economy. Signing AI is the American thing to do...

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Posted by Anonymous on 07/13/2009 at 4:09 PM

I have watched Ai for all his career except for high school.He is a special player.Too bad the sixers never put enough good players around him make him an nba champ.I havn't watched a sixers game since he was traded.There is nothing to watch ,no exicitment.Ai & one philly Radio talk show host didn't get along here much.When Ai got married he didn't invite him to the wedding,it started from there,then boiled over.basically this dude had his people following Ai where ever he goes,or what ever he does.don't forget he had the air time 3-7 pm on the radio every day to brain wash peoples mind.Then this dude became a friend of larry brown.That was enough to make ai hate larry brown . Since both ai and brown left philly they are in good terms.Larry brown could have drafted paul pierce & dirk nowatski over larry hughes in 1998,but brown hated pierce because he went kansas(any way it was some kansas issue), I think brown got fired from there.Then he drafted speedy claxton.who is same size as Ai in 1999 over mo peterson.in 2002 he signed mothambo a 41 year old player for 7 years 45 million dollar.in 2003 signed kenny thomas for 49 million,2004 dalembert for 67 million,so many bad signings ,bad drafts,through all ai put people in the seats.AI begged the sixers to get a true center, that can score & rebound (like shaq).at the end he got all the blame & got traded.

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Posted by phil on 07/13/2009 at 6:41 PM
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