Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Nashville Scene Cancels Salon Dinner, Refunds $27.43 in Sponsor Fees

Posted by Jack Silverman on Tue, Jul 7, 2009 at 8:58 AM

click to enlarge This shadowy watering hole in Printers Alley was to be the site of the Scene's aborted salon
  • This shadowy watering hole in Printers Alley was to be the site of the Scene's aborted salon
In the wake of the brouhaha over a planned Washington Post salon (in which corporate sponsors could pay $25,000 or more to dine at publisher Katharine Weymouth's house with journalists, Obama administration officials and other Washington power brokers), the Scene has canceled its own upcoming salon, titled "Reckless Abandon With the Feckless at Brandon's." The powwow at the legendary Printers Alley haunt was to feature varying levels of access to state legislators, Metro Council members and lobbyists, for sponsorship fees ranging from $3 to $87. In addition, a silent auction was to offer further one-on-one access with our city's and state's movers and shakers. Among the items up for bid:
  • A year's worth of English as a Second Language lessons from council member Eric Crafton (starting bid $20);
  • A guided tour of the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge, led by the esteemed explorer and naturalist, Congresswoman Marsha Blackburn (starting bid $200);
  • Five rounds of whiskey, four rounds of ammo and a beer chaser with Sen. Doug Jackson at the NRA's annual "Shots and Shots" mixer at Snubnose Joe's Hair Trigger Saloon in Dickson;
  • Free admission to a daylong seminar titled "Race Relations in the New Millennium," taught by famed sensitivity-training expert state Rep. Gerald McCormick, R-Chattanooga (starting bid $40);
  • Your choice of a weeklong convention or trade show at the planned Music City Center, hosted by Mayor Karl Dean (starting bid $1.75, and you might be able to stay an extra week or two);
  • Two free tickets to Pastor Maury Davis' upcoming seminar for recently indicted felons, "Jesus, John and Paul, Attorneys at Law" (starting bid $3,000, plus $350 per hour charged in six-minute increments);
  • Rep. Joe Towns, D-Memphis, will bring in the waist on all of your delinquent son's saggy pants (starting bid $40, $50 for plus sizes);
  • Signed copies of Tennessee Secretary of State Tre Hargett's new books: How to Win Office and Intimidate People and Even Paranoid Loons Have Enemies (starting bid $26);
  • A political endorsement from Jeff Woods (starting bid: a six-pack of PBR).
According to Scene editor Pete Kotz, the salon had been concocted by the marketing department without his knowledge. Upon learning of the egregious breach of the paper's Chinese wall, Kotz issued Tasers to all edit department employees with explicit instructions to "zap those marketing SOBs from here to May Town if they come within 20 feet of you."

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If Woods gave you directions to that bar by saying it's in Printer's Alley, he must not want you to drink with him. That bar is not in Printer's Alley. With your knowledge of Nashville you should think about going into management at the Tennessean.

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Posted by Jimmy on 07/07/2009 at 9:51 AM

Brandon's is a whole 2 miles from Five Points and no crappy East Nashville bands play there, which makes it hella uncool, so Silverman doesn't hang there.

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Posted by ScottJ on 07/07/2009 at 10:16 AM

D'oh!
Jimmy...
You are absolutely right. I've only been a couple times, and I was remembering in an alley next to Printers Alley, but it's a block away. Fifty lashes for me. Is the Tennessean hiring?

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Posted by Jack on 07/07/2009 at 10:29 AM

Is the Tennessean hiring?
HA! Joke of the week so far.

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Posted by Jimmy on 07/07/2009 at 10:40 AM

Let's see. It's in an alley that bisects the Arcade. Why not all it Arcade Alley?
Nah. Too easy.
(Is this the same, though renamed, haunt where Chesty Morgan once performed?)

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Posted by Emmett Flatus on 07/07/2009 at 11:41 AM

Emmett, I'll buy Arcade Alley. We agree on something!

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Posted by Jack on 07/07/2009 at 12:04 PM

"(Is this the same, though renamed, haunt where Chesty Morgan once performed?)"
I believe you are referring to an establishment that was called the Red Lion Lounge.

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Posted by Gilbert Martin on 07/07/2009 at 1:13 PM

Hmmm, why do two of our most conservative readers know so much about strippers?

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Posted by Pete Kotz on 07/07/2009 at 2:03 PM

Investigative research, Kotzie. Journalists would know without asking.

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Posted by Emmett Flatus on 07/07/2009 at 3:01 PM

I know about that establishment because many moons ago back in the Cretaceous era,
I had a part time job working at the main office of Third National Bank - which was right near where that joint was.

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Posted by Gilbert Martin on 07/07/2009 at 3:17 PM

Cretaceous era - when cretins roamed the earth.

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Posted by Emmett Flatus on 07/07/2009 at 3:31 PM

Emmett,
So named because the best fossils have been found on a certain island in the Eastern Mediterranean?

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Posted by Mark Rogers on 07/07/2009 at 7:10 PM

Why not add two weeks of elocution classes by Rep. Eric Watson? Worth, let's say three bucks.

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Posted by oldwoman2 on 07/07/2009 at 8:12 PM

Wow, Chesty Morgan appeared in Nashville! I vaguely remember an ad appearing in the Tennessean's now-defunct "Sunday Showcase."

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Posted by mr. pink on 07/07/2009 at 11:25 PM
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