Friday, June 19, 2009
Crazy Crap / Hargrove To the Cornerstone Church Congregants Who May Be Raiding Scene Boxes: You missed a few!
Posted by Brantley Hargrove on Fri, Jun 19, 2009 at 5:31 PM
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A commenter on this week's cover story, Washed in the Blood, says she was accosted by an elderly rabble in downtown somewhere. I'm assuming Nashville. "Mary" didn't specify.
The "old guys" allegedly asked her where she'd gotten her Nashville Scene. Then, as they walked away, she reportedly heard them say, "Ok, let's go. We didn't get all of them."
If this is to be believed, it may mean that marauding groups of Cornerstone Church congregants are pillaging Scene boxes across town. To that end, let me assist you, gentlemen, in your attempts at suppression. There are a few boxes, in all likelihood, that you have overlooked.
Did you check The Muse on 4th Avenue? It's right next to a porn shop situated (nearly) beneath an overpass.
There's the Greyhound Station. Oh, and don't forget that free clinic on the east side.
Check any one of the seedy tire shops on Dickerson Pike. If you have trouble, ask one of the prostitutes. (She probably advertises with us anyway)
Hope this helps!
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