Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Hicks From the Sticks / Kotz / Law and Order / Legislature / Politics Second Amendment Man Offers His Congratulations to Sen. Doug Jackson
Posted by Pete Kotz on Tue, Jun 16, 2009 at 5:40 AM
I'm on my way to the Capitol to congratulate Mr. Doug Jackson. He's the senator behind the guns-in-bars bill. Though I'm a bit betwixt by his reticence -- where's the law allowing me to go armed to my next child support hearing? -- I shall offer my gratitude. It will mean a lot coming me, Second Amendment Man.
We will josh and make merry at the libtards' expense. We will wax philosophically over our intellectual superiority. Perhaps we'll enjoy a spot of bourbon and shoot blackbirds or socialists from his office window. I seem a tad short on friends these days. I am looking forward to human contact.
Then I see the sign. "FIREARMS ARE PROHIBITED ON THE PREMISES." What?! I am momentarily stunned. Have the devoted sons of the Second Amendment chosen to cut and run? Or have I accidentally stumbled upon the Capitol of Massachusetts? Will married homosexuals attempt to kiss me and give me AIDS?
Then I see Reps. Brian Kelsey and Stacey Campfield chatting on the plaza. I stride toward them, seeking safety in numbers. That's when I notice: Kelsey and Campfield look gay. Really, really gay!
I break out in a dead sprint. This is not easy when you're carrying five guns. Nonetheless, women suffer libidinal tremors as they watch my quadriceps bulging beneath my rayon trousers.
I make it home to the safety of mom's basement, where I will plot my revenge. Second Amendment Man will brook no traitors. They will hear from me again. And next time, my good friends Smith & Wesson will do the talking.
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Don't worry im sure its on the slate to fix that problem too... hopefully the college carry and school carry will go through at the same time. When will people finally learn that CRIMINALS DON'T OBEY THE LAW! would you rather have some people that have had background checks and and training have the guns at a particular place or only people that are known criminals that see that sign that says no firearms and keep walking. seriously get a clue.
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How cute! Another pointless bit of paranoia from Libtard Man using “Projection”.
Tell us Libtard Man; have you, or anyone you personally know, ever been harmed by an armed law-abiding citizen? (I mean of course while you WEREN’T committing a felony AGAINST the armed law-abiding citizen. NO, it is NOT “the same thing!”)
Research would show you that about 11% of police shootings kill an innocent person – compared to only about 2% of shootings by citizens kill an innocent person. (C. Cramer and D. Kopel "Shall issue: the new wave of concealed handgun permit laws." Golden CO: Independence Institute Issue Paper. October 17, 1994)
But then again, if facts and logic mattered to you, and you could THINK and REASON instead of only emote . . . you wouldn’t be Libtard Man, now would you?
Pete, your belittlement, bigotry, and vitriol is telling of the kind of person you are.
You have nothing serious to write about, or to ponder? What a shame.
I hope that at the very least, these writings make you happy. But I suspect they only really make you smug.
Hey, WTF! I insist on my God-given right to carry a weapon in legislative plaza. What are OUR representatives afraid of?
Listen to the manly Second Amendment Men chime in on this thread. If only they had a single penis between them.
Dude....this is seriously the most retarded shit I have read on The Scene to date.
Seriously.
Is this the best you can do? You lost at blocking the bill so you write this childish nonsense?
At least its official there is no reason to take this rag the slightest bit seriously anymore...
Hahahaha, JaStep what’s with the nut-less Libtards’ “Projection” fascination with penises? Hahahahaha!
Your cowardice and lack of personal responsibility is duly noted.
A typical Tennessee family reunion at one of its many beautiful, gun filled, state parks.
Billy Bob! Yeah Bubba? Did I see your hand on my wifes leg under the pic nic table? Yeah, but she's also my cousin so just chill the f%ck out Bubba. Well Billy Bob, just cause your my brother in law dont mean you can reach up and grab whats under her skirt. I'm gonna have to F@ck you up you know that Billy Bob? Billy Bob reaches for his 45 but before he can reach behind him Bubba blows his head off, kids are screaming, women are screaming and the men are to so drunk all they can say is whoa, nice shot Bubba!
Hey, Michael, do you have anything factual to offer or are we just going to be treated to more of your fevered imaginings?
Please allow me, Crotauls, to express my deep admiration of the appendage you are evidently able to deploy for self-defense in place of a gun. You must be very proud. I am certain every lady you know feels safer in your presence than with nearly any other man.
I admit that my own, personal penis is pitifully inadequate for self-defense purposes.
I agree with you that that women should be left defenseless, since they are anatomically unsuited for it. Plus, it makes them so much easier to subdue.
It’s also true that the elderly and handicapped, regardless of size, do not deserve the right to self-defense, since their wang-fu will likely be inadequate for a variety of reasons. We don’t need such human rubbish, anyway.
I admit, I’ve always found it disturbing that the police and military, being unable to find recruits of your mighty dimensions, instead must brand them as the puny weaklings they are by issuing handguns and rifles.
Congratulations to you again, and I am sure we will hear more of your exploits as you defend your self, your family, your neighbors, and your nation with your wee-wee..
I implore you to post the resulting news pictures.
If liberals/statists could think instead of emote they might saysomething reasonable.
If liberals/statists could reflect instead of project, they might see in themselves what the normal folks already see.
If liberals/statists would look at reality instead of play with what makes them feel good, we would have so many stupid laws to protect us from ourselves. liberals/statists must be protected from themselves and the rest of us are saddled with the burdon.
The liberals/statists living in their mother's basement need to get out once in a while to check out the real world, unless they live in Chicago, NY or SF, in which case they would chave to get really far out to see part of the real world. Of course, those in NY could check out ground zero and get a taste of the real world but I don't think it would stick.
