Monday, June 1, 2009

Pop Quiz, Hotshot: What's Your Favorite Nashville Commercial?

Posted by Caleb Hannan on Mon, Jun 1, 2009 at 10:01 AM

Last Friday, the fine folks over at the Onion A.V. Club asked their staff to list their favorite local commercials. Unfortunately, the only A.V. Club member we can think of who hails from Nashville (the uber-talented Noell Murray) did not participate. Thus, we were left with the contributions of one Music City commenter who offered up the Watson's Pool & Spa girl*. *According to a very unscientific poll of Nashville-area males aged 18-29, the Watson's girl once appeared on TV wearing only a red bikini, effectively doing for the genre what Phoebe Cates' pool exit in Fast Times at Ridgemont High did for movies. Local TV spots -- cheesy, sexy or otherwise -- are ubiquitous. The quick-drying glue that binds the fabric of shared, regional experience. Every city has a car dealer (Carnival Kia), personal injury lawyer (Bart Durham) or struggling theme park (Holiday World - now with free fountain sodas!) that makes its mark on the local consciousness by giving up more of their time, money, effort or self-respect to make a lasting impression. With that thought in mind, here's a hastily compiled list (along with video) of Pith's favorite Nashville commercials: Bart Durham's Nashville Soap Opera: Sets the standard for local, personal injury mini-serials. Performance Costume: Nothing says quality like a creepy hunchback who reappears every Halloween. Holiday World Carnival Kia: Last weekend, a friend got her Taboo partner to successfully guess the word "Ferris wheel" by invoking this Antioch dealership. These are the ties that bind. Picture Frame Warehouse Heritage House Smorgasbord: The one with the kids standing in front of a back-projected "mountain of roast beef." Trickett Honda w/Louis (formerly Woody) the Dog: Silly Trickett. Dogs can't drive! Realtor Stan Gunselman: Out standing in his field. Any we missed? Leave 'em in the comments below.

Tags: , , , , , ,

Comments (22)

Showing 1-22 of 22

Add a comment

You forgot the D.T. McCall and Sons commercials (HEYYYYYYYYYYY).

report   
Posted by matt on June 1, 2009 at 10:42 AM

When the scion of the DT McCall empire, A.J., ran for State House last year, he (coincidentally?) started appearing in the commercials.
I think his electoral loss can be pinned to the fact that his "HEEEEYYYY" lacked the verve of his daddy's.

report   
Posted by JR on June 1, 2009 at 11:04 AM

Hasn't Watson's changed their name?

report   
Posted by TobintheGnome on June 1, 2009 at 11:13 AM

Show you age and sing along:
"What makes a house kinda special?
Close friends comin' through the door.
Flowers bloomin' in the springtime.
Little children playin' on a Buddy Allen floor."

report   
Posted by Scott on June 1, 2009 at 11:13 AM

in a low, whisperin' voice, as the commercial ended...
Masterbuilt motors, masterbuilt motors, masterbuilt motors...

report   
Posted by elzorro on June 1, 2009 at 11:22 AM

I'm going to break a lot of hearts now, but I'm pretty sure Watson's has its HQ in Indiana, thus making it a midwestern/New South chain of pool and hot tub excellence. Technically not local.
And ya'll. "Emma's: The Superlative Florist" is the winner of everything, ever.

report   
Posted by Ashley on June 1, 2009 at 11:47 AM

You like us! You *really* like us! (Wiping away a tear...)
We see more and more families from your neck of the woods each season. (We know there are many Nashvillians still mourning the loss of Opryland and take any comparisons as a huge compliment.)
Thanks, y'all. :0)

report   
Posted by Paula Werne, Holiday World PR on June 1, 2009 at 1:07 PM

I grit my teeth every time I hear the sign company ripoff of Harold Shyer's, "If Harold says its so...it's so."

report   
Posted by Emmett Flatus on June 1, 2009 at 1:22 PM

I'll have to say that Holiday World is not struggling! They are a first class theme park (the oldest in the U.S.), have been offering free soft drinks for years and are the cleanest & friendliest theme park I have ever been to.
As far as commercials I miss the Family Booterie "Two for the price of one plus a dollar" jingle!

report   
Posted by Crackerjen on June 1, 2009 at 1:38 PM

What's with the "struggling" adjective for Holiday World?? It's doing quite well. Why poke fun at the only theme park I've ever been to that actually has staff that WANTS you to be there? Or doesn't gouge you with food prices.
Maybe Pith needs to visit. Or maybe that's just not cool for Pith. Pith's loss.

report   
Posted by Gary O on June 1, 2009 at 1:46 PM

In a hicksville accent:
"At country boy waterbeds
we jus' wanna say
If you ain't sleeping on water
you oughter"

report   
Posted by elzorro on June 1, 2009 at 2:10 PM

"Mid-South Business Furniture. Mid...South...Business Furniture. Mid-South Business Furniture."
(x 100)
Still, it echoes in my brain.

report   
Posted by CeeElCee on June 1, 2009 at 2:22 PM

Holiday World is in Indiana, too! Tennessee and Indiana are not the same place and I refuse to let this commercial carpetbaggery stand. STEP IT UP MIDDLE TN BUSINESS OWNERS.

report   
Posted by Ashley on June 1, 2009 at 2:57 PM

Holiday World is the anthithesis of a struggling theme park! Its the most incredibly successful, well run, ever expanding, super clean theme park on the planet! The fact that a regional family owned and operated park advertises in Nashville is a sign of their reach and success, not struggle!

report   
Posted by carol on June 1, 2009 at 2:59 PM

Holiday World is a wonderful, affordable, family-run theme park. Frankly, Opryland had cheesy ads, too, but at least the Koch family (who owns HW) didn't sell off Holiday World for an unstellar mall.
Speaking of cheese,
"Mrs. Grissoms, Mrs. Grissoms, that's the way it's gotta be...
It's a hit at any hour, so hooray for Mrs. "G" (Whoopee)".

report   
Posted by Douggie on June 1, 2009 at 4:01 PM

Watson's is now called Family Leisure. Indeed, it is not really a local company. So, the Watson's/Family Leisure babe is not a resident and neither are Jolene and that other blonde who do those car commercials.
Indeed again, Emma's Florist probably wins this contest hands down, purely on the way the guy pronounced the word "superlative". Proving that sometimes pronouncing a word in an odd way is all you need (besides love, of course). Though a close second might be that fast-talking fat car dealer (his name escapes me at the moment) who used to demand, "Call me NOW!" Proving that sometimes... well, never mind. Doesn't really prove anything. However, the Watson's girl proves that a perky smile and big hooters can get a girl far.
As for that Carnival Kia weasel, I wouldn't buy a corn dog from him, never mind a car.

report   
Posted by Marvin on June 1, 2009 at 4:50 PM

This thread makes my heart smile. Thanks for all your contributions, Pithsters. Sounds like I'm due for a visit to Holiday World.

report   
Posted by Caleb on June 1, 2009 at 7:40 PM

That Kia guy scares the crap outta me. That whole family gives off the same creepy vibe that the Duggar family does. Same khaki pants, same forced enthusiasm.

report   
Posted by TobintheGnome on June 2, 2009 at 10:01 AM

Speaking of the Duggars, Tobin, did you see the latest episode where their first grandkid started bouncing up and down in the aisle at WalMart (just like all babies all over the world do when presented with a beat) and the whole family went into a panicked "He's not dancing!" damage control, in order to not anger whatever vengeful, Flashdance-hating god they all worship?
Creeped me the fuck out.

report   
Posted by Caleb on June 2, 2009 at 11:18 AM

I am a retired firefighter. Lately I am feeling degregationproblems with my memory and I am concerned about it. I was evaluating memory practice, or omega3 fish oil capsuls. What is the best option?

report   
Posted by fish oil on January 16, 2010 at 7:28 AM

I just came across your blog and have been reading along. I thought I would post my first comment. I don't know what to say except that I have enjoyed reading. Nice blog. I will keep visiting this blog very often.

report   
Posted by Hip-Hop Videos on January 17, 2010 at 2:25 PM

The look of the arrival Karen millen draped jersey dress is influenced by the various skirt styles available.karen millen dresses are changing at a fast speed with the changing scenario. Today, Karen millen blue dress is an attraction of every occasion ranging from birthday parties to marriages. karen millen dresses add glitters to an occasion.The shape of the Karen Millen floral dress and the hem can also affect how the dress looks. Finally, some basic tricks about online shopping need your attention. Thus, do remember to ask the supplier whether the Karen Millen curvaceous satin dress you see will be the item you will receive or not. Keep your chat record, which may prevent you from falling into any impairment of benefit. http://www.karenmillen-dresses.org/

report   
Posted by karenmillen555 on May 25, 2011 at 7:36 PM
Subscribe to this thread:
Showing 1-22 of 22

Add a comment

Top Topics in
Pith in the Wind

Politics (64)


Phillips (43)


Legislature (27)


Arts and Entertainment (20)


Film (19)


Sports (18)


Law and Order (13)


Media (13)


Red State Update (9)


Education (8)


All contents © 1995-2012 City Press LLC, 210 12th Ave. S., Ste. 100, Nashville, TN 37203. (615) 244-7989.
All rights reserved. No part of this service may be reproduced in any form without the express written permission of City Press LLC,
except that an individual may download and/or forward articles via email to a reasonable number of recipients for personal, non-commercial purposes.
Powered by Foundation