Monday, June 1, 2009

Dept. of Hilarious Headlines: 'Hotel cancels jihad conference, citing safety

Posted by Brantley Hargrove on Mon, Jun 1, 2009 at 12:28 PM

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My esteemed colleague Jack Silverman--affectionately referred to by some of his detractors as "Silverdouche"--wrote last week about the decision at Nashville's Loews Vanderbilt to cancel a conference entitled "Understanding the Jihad in Israel, Europe and America."

The hotel's managing director, Tom Negri, made a decision based on sound business and public safety to cancel the Islamophobic symposium sponsored by the New English Review. The event's proponents and organizers then began carping about free speech (despite the fact that the Loews is a private business and can, as such, do pretty much whatever it wants).

I broach the subject again because the Knoxville News Sentinel ran a wire story with a hilarious and unfortunately oblique headline on its website today about the clusterfluff: 'Hotel cancels jihad conference, citing safety.' Reading only the headline, I might reasonably assume terrorists were holding a trade conference in Music City.

Perhaps bin Laden's deputy, Al-Zawahiri, will deliver the keynote speech. Afterward, conferees can peruse the vendor stands: The latest in improvised explosive device detonators. Disposable cell phones. Shiny new AKs. New, sheer suicide bomber vests with demonstrations by Islamic Fundamentalism's scarier, angrier and turbaned version of Billy Mays.

This evening's entertainment: Chai boys and a public execution by the Taliban. 

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"The hotel's managing director, Tom Negri, made a decision based on sound business and public safety to cancel the Islamophobic symposium sponsored by the New English Review."
Really.
Then why did he book it in the first place?
He knew full well what the convention was about when he booked it.

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Posted by Gilbert Martin on June 1, 2009 at 10:07 PM

Now Brantley, let's not get carried away extending gratuitousness to Leow's management. Consideration for Public safety never had anything to do with Leow's decision making apart from fear their goodwill in the market place might suffer. It's cover your ass time now.
Likewise, I suspect the symposium got booked without thought considering what it was about. The money was green. Let's go boys and girls. Got a live one here.
Then: Woops. Shit. Guess we better get the hell away from that!

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Posted by Sam Cynic on June 2, 2009 at 11:17 AM

Im so thrilled, I ive got to get everything perfect for the wedding, I hope we get good weather

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Posted by Paul on March 20, 2010 at 2:12 AM
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