A storm is coming. It's well-groomed, fashionably dressed and will invade the lives of straights everywhere with a thunderous million-gay march, which more closely resembles a well-choreographed dance. So, if you buy into all that National Organization for Marriage storm-mongering, help build the Gay Rain umbrella. Because if the gays are allowed to marry, our rights, as straights, will be encroached upon in numerous, indemonstrable and vague ways. And it'll rain gays, too.