Wednesday, May 13, 2009
Daily Diversion / Hargrove A Sad Day for Web Johns and 'Net Servicewomen, So Here's a Local Sampler
Posted by Brantley Hargrove on Wed, May 13, 2009 at 11:54 AM
Craigslist CEO Jim Buckmaster was nudged into dismantling the "Erotic Services" tab by the Illinois Attorney General. In seven days Craigslist, that witch's brew or weirdness and depravity, will be a little less witch-y.
(See last week's cover story)
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So, to commemorate the end of erotic services that, on a slow day, can provide some silly thrills, I'd like to highlight the ladies of Nashville. Because Lord knows, now that Craigslist is no longer their medium, they could use the help.
Here is a smattering of Nashville's finest erotic servicewomen (did Pith just coin a new term?).
Her name is Mercedes. She is a "bertiful brown hair gorgeous green eye female." She isn't fond of punctuation or spell check, but is fond of outcalls. If you're looking for a "5'5'' 140lbs" woman, give her a call.
If you ever happen to be in Murfreesboro, look Jamie up. She's a 38-year-old "non-professional massage experience" with "magic hands." Interpret that how you will, gents. But please, fellas, "be respectful." She is "not offering any illegal acts." Like handjobs.
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