Tuesday, April 7, 2009
Legislature / Politics / Woods Pro-lifers Praise God for House Victory
Posted by Jeff Woods on Tue, Apr 7, 2009 at 12:23 PM
"I'm encouraged by what's happened in the General Assembly because it's the beginning of the process to allow Tennessee to customize our laws and that would be pleasing in the sight of Tennesseans. I'd say most Tennesseans oppose abortion, and so most Tennesseans would like to see us have state laws that are upheld constitutionally that do not allow abortion on demand carte blanche. Of course, Roe v. Wade is the ultimate decider in this, so it's a Supreme Court issue. But states can customize those laws on a variety of issues relative abortion. This is just the beginning but it gives us hope."
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Federal law trumps it all anyway, so what exactly are they celebrating?
"We made our imaginary friend happy today because everybody knows that non-existant omnipotent entities really give a shit about unenforceable bills in state legislature!"
(Stomps kitten)
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Did they win the Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence?
Are those fetuses made out of chocolate and almond bark? Because they sure look like it in the picture.
I thought they were candy too, Auntie, but I was afraid to touch them to find out.
Ha, no shit! The last thing you want is to be caught on film at the capitol popping unborn babies in your mouth to munch down on them.
Oh god.
I take that back. I do kind of want to walk around the state capitol munching on candy fetuses. That's the stuff of legend.
What we need to do is get a line on where the people who make the plastic fetuses get their molds from, because, with the molds, it would be so easy to make chocolate fetuses. I'm not talented enough to make "Chocolate Life" ribbons, but a really good candy maker could do that no problem.
Really, what this town is missing is a good, obnoxious, pro-choice feminist candymaker.
