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Sen. Douglas Henry, 82, comes out against texting while driving, now that he's figured out what texting is. In the Senate Finance Committee yesterday
, he demonstrated his new expertise on this topic:
Henry: "Look at these two keyboards. This is a telephone keyboard, and this is a - twittering? What do you call it?"
Henry: "Blackberry keyboard. Now I wouldn't recommend it, but I can keep my eye on the road and also dial a number on this one. But I defy you, even if you've got the eyes of a buzzard, to make a message on this and keep your eyes on the road."