Thursday, March 26, 2009
Breaking News Breaking News: Dolly Parton Still Not Lesbian
Posted by Pete Kotz on Thu, Mar 26, 2009 at 3:31 PM
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In response to swirling and sensational rumors, Dolly Parton announced today that she's still not a lesbian. 
Though Parton's been married for 43 years, she's been persistently rumored to be a lesbian, since she has a lifelong friend who's also female. Under normal circumstances, that would be proof-positive that she's lesbian, since you're not supposed to have friends of the same sex. Today, Dolly sets the record straight, telling AARP magazine "we do love each other, but we've never been like that."
This has been an update of our recurring feature, Still Not Lesbian. We now return to regularly scheduled programming.
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Hahahahaha - oh wow!! Now I can listen to Dolly again without feeling guilty if I start getting all hot and bothered, it is the music, not the Lesbianism by osmosis!! *LOL*
Really! Whether she is or isn't is her own business anyway. I couldn't give a monkey's or a rat's proverbial bodily part what a person's sexuality is as long as they are good people and I like them. Dolly has always managed to make me laugh out loud and for a Brit living in the USA that's no easy task ;-)
Love you Dolly (oops, should I specify my heterosexual status when using such inflammatory language??)
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Jacqui
on March 27, 2009 at 1:28 PM
