Wednesday, March 25, 2009

A Most Sadistic Take on Five Jay Cutler Trade Destinations

Posted By on Wed, Mar 25, 2009 at 3:07 PM

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Joe Tone of Denver's Westword doesn't feel like waiting for a Jay Cutler trade. So he came up with a list of five places the Bronco's quarterback might end up. The only criteria: sweet, sweet revenge for the Mile High city.

So, let's trade his ass. But if we're going to do it, let's take advantage of the teachable moment. Let's make him realize how good he has it here -- a great city, loyal fans, an offensive prodigy as coach, a Pro Bowl-caliber left tackle, a top-five receiver, a weak division, his own T-shirt, and his fat-faced picture on the wall at my favorite Colfax diner. He was on the verge of being a God in a city that takes its deification of quarterbacks quite seriously. And he wants out? Godspeed, my friend.

Enjoy the whole thing here. And, as always, don't mess with Buffalo.

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