Monday, March 23, 2009

We're No. 6! (In the National Crime Standings)

Posted by Pete Kotz on Mon, Mar 23, 2009 at 1:00 PM

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For a largely rural state, one wouldn't expect Tennessee to be a leader in the art of rape, murder, assault, robbery and auto theft. But according to Congressional Quarterly, we more than make up for our down-home ways with a nasty flair for criminality.

In the latest crime standings, Tennessee scores an impressive 6th among the most depraved states in then union. Nevada, Louisiana, and South Carolina rounded out the top three, earning byes for the first round of the playoffs. New Hampshire, Vermont and Maine are the least criminal states.

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Yes, but thanks to the intrepid Chief Serpas, it is now more difficult to buy a piece of ass in Nashville?
One wonders whether the chief can't get it up, and is envious of those who can.

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Posted by notguilty on March 23, 2009 at 2:43 PM

Once again, we see those damn liberal blue states showing what real responsibility and family values are while Republican states show what they're really made of.

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Posted by spaz on March 23, 2009 at 3:04 PM

Proving yet again that far northern states are safer because it's too friggin' cold to go out and commit crimes for at least four months a year.
Oh wait, how would that explain Cleveland and Detroit.
Never mind.

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Posted by Jack on March 23, 2009 at 3:29 PM

The number one location for theft in the country is in Washington D.C. - specifically within the confines of the chambers of the House of Representatives, the Senate and the White House.

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Posted by Gilbert Martin on March 23, 2009 at 3:49 PM

Amen Gil. Particularly when one considers the propensity of our current government for printing money. Shit, why worry about budget shortfalls when printing presses and electronic funds transfers solve the problem without any stress at all. Our savior Barack, et al, are on the job . They're fighting for us. All right. I can dig it.

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Posted by W D Humpfree on March 23, 2009 at 4:06 PM

Notguilty, I'll just bet Ole' Ronal gets it up when he's got a .357 in his hand. Whadda' ya' think?

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Posted by Sam Cynic on March 23, 2009 at 4:30 PM

Why would anyone be surprised to find this out? Tennessee is one of the most bigoted, poorly educated, backward places in the western world. A great example of the mentality that has helped to destroy the United States the last 9 years.

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Posted by michael on March 24, 2009 at 2:42 AM

ime prawd 2 b a 10oCun war leest i's no ime free

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Posted by mike smith on March 24, 2009 at 2:53 AM

By God Michael, I'd find another place to live if I were you.

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Posted by Electric Larry on March 24, 2009 at 3:13 AM

God emancipated me from Tennessee years ago.

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Posted by michael on March 24, 2009 at 4:04 AM

Yea, murder and rape are christian values that red state america is proud of.....TN also has one of the highest divorce rates in the nation.

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Posted by paul on March 24, 2009 at 9:54 AM

When's God going to emancipate us from you?

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Posted by tacobell canon on March 24, 2009 at 2:40 PM
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