Friday, March 6, 2009
Kotz / Sports Please, No Terrell Owens in a Titans Uniform
Posted by Pete Kotz on Fri, Mar 6, 2009 at 12:03 PM
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You've seen this coworker before: He's the guy who's constantly complaining about the bosses, constantly complaining about coworkers, constantly complaining that his desk isn't good enough and his machinery isn't quite right and how the world would be so much better if only it spent 24-hours a day catering exclusively to him. 
That's Terrell Owens, the kind of guy who makes you apply for a gun permit just so you can shoot yourself in the face.
There will no doubt be some in Titans Nation who will call for his hiring. For the fantasy brand of football fan, he's a stat machine. The team badly needs a name-brand receiver. He is that receiver. But do you really want to wake up this fall on Sunday mornings, anxiously awaiting the noon kickoff, when you will root for a $10-million-a-year man-child who makes your four-year-old daughter seem exceedingly mature?
To paraphrase what someone once said about the Yankees, it'll be like rooting for the house in blackjack.
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It ain't happening. Jim Wyatt reported yesterday that his sources at the Titans say no way in hell. They don't sign expensive free agents, anyway, even if they're well behaved.
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Posted by
ryan
on 03/06/2009 at 12:51 PM
I'm hearing from multiple sources that T.O. and Drew Rosenhaus are in MetroCenter as we speak ... this doesn't sound good, Titans fans. Doesn't sound good at all.
Posted by
JG
on 03/06/2009 at 2:18 PM
Well, now I see Paul Kuharsky has shot down the rumors ...
http://myespn.go.com/blogs/afcsouth/0-8-32/One-more-time--Titans-not-courting-T-O-.html
Posted by
JG
on 03/06/2009 at 2:21 PM
