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Regular readers of Pith surely tuned into to our recent series of thoughtful debates
regarding President Obama's status as an American citizen. The masterful jousting evoked images of the Lincoln-Douglas debates, proving once and for all that Obama was not -- repeat, was not
-- born in the U.S., thus making him an illegal president.
Now a similar case is rearing its head in Nashville. It appears that esteemed representative and statesman Stacey Campfield's
citizenship is also being called into question. Many believe Campfield's abnormally tall forehead is indicative of only one thing: He's an alien.
Leading scientists and scholars believe Campfield was sent here by outer space forces to prepare for invasion. Due to the size of his forehead, they suspect it will be used as a landing strip and staging area for an eventual attack. Once Tennessee is conquered, it will be converted to a strip mall anchored by Home Depot.
These suspicions are all the more believable considering Campfield's reluctance to address the issue. Think about it: Has Stacey ever showed you his birth certificate? Why is he demanding to see Obama's
, while refusing to produce his own? What is Stacey Campfield trying to hide? And why is the government and mainstream media ignoring this issue?
I, for one, demand to see Stacey Campfield's birth certificate.