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After sullied national coverage for our attempt to make everyone talk English, Nashville will soon be in the nationwide spotlight for something far less unflattering: Jessica Simpson is coming to town.
The alleged actress/singer regarded for her babaliciousness will be here Feb.11 to announce nominees for the Country Music Awards. Expect a media throng. Simpson has gained monster coverage lately after beefing up her formerly petite frame. Because she now looks less like a supermodel than the really pretty woman on a drywalling crew, she is apparently American Obsession No. 1.
Speaking of careers in decline, alleged actor/comedian Steve Harvey will be at the Madison Kmart this Friday from 3-4:30 to sign his new book and yap with shoppers. When you hit the Tennessee Kmart circuit, it's either time to fire your manager or apply for the welder apprentice program.