Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Way Important Celeb News: Jessica Simpson Coming to Nashville

Posted by Pete Kotz on Wed, Feb 4, 2009 at 12:51 PM

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After sullied national coverage for our attempt to make everyone talk English, Nashville will soon be in the nationwide spotlight for something far less unflattering: Jessica Simpson is coming to town.

The alleged actress/singer regarded for her babaliciousness will be here Feb.11 to announce nominees for the Country Music Awards. Expect a media throng. Simpson has gained monster coverage lately after beefing up her formerly petite frame. Because she now looks less like a supermodel than the really pretty woman on a drywalling crew, she is apparently American Obsession No. 1.

Speaking of careers in decline, alleged actor/comedian Steve Harvey will be at the Madison Kmart this Friday from 3-4:30 to sign his new book and yap with shoppers. When you hit the Tennessee Kmart circuit, it's either time to fire your manager or apply for the welder apprentice program.

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i dont think she's fat at all,
yeah shes a littler fuller than her usual self, but not at all fat.
I think she just made a poor wardrobe choice.

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Posted by Maria on February 28, 2009 at 6:53 PM

What a fat sea cow

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Posted by Anonymous on March 2, 2009 at 9:53 AM

I think Jessica looks absolutely fine!! Girls with curves and that actually have some weight on them has never been a BAD thing. People need to stop worrying about critisizing all these celbertys about their weight weither they are over-weight, under-weight or just perfect size like Jessica is now, and they need to start finding something better to do instead of sitting on their asses watched TV and surfing the internet to find which celeberty has gained 10 lbs!!! Jessica you look great girl gain all the weight you want doesn't change a thing about who you are!!!

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Posted by Samantha on March 8, 2009 at 6:25 PM

Man she is so fat!!!!!!
what the fuck happened to her?

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Posted by Tofeenlaniablond on November 30, 2009 at 3:38 AM

Hey, if I were currently immersed in review a reserve explaining set theory, it would tease sounded like that to me too, I’m sure.

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