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Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich may soon be headed for unemployment and possibly prison for failing to embrace the cardinal rule of Illinois politics: Do not talk about kickbacks over the phone!
But at least someone is offering him gainful employ
. That would be Nashville-based TNA Wrestling, which has offered Blogo the chairmanship of its Main Event Mafia. Think of it as a discount version of the Vince McMahon role, the boss who commits duplicity and evil for the viewing audience at home. Or maybe just think of Dick Cheney using a script written by cheaper writers.