Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Arts & Crafton Part IV: The Sierra Padre

Posted by Jack Silverman on Tue, Jan 20, 2009 at 11:22 AM

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Welcome to the fourth episode of Arts & Crafton: Photoshop Fun With English-Only's Tireless Mastermind. What more fitting way to pay tribute to Eric Crafton, who is attempting to bamboozle the public with a campaign of misinformation (e.g., California legislators need interpreters), than to cite the most famously misquoted movie line of all time. The actual line, spoken by Mexican bandito Gold Hat (Alfonso Bedoya) in The Treasure of the Sierra Madre, goes like this: "Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges!" Still, it's an appropriate sentiment, since, as Eric Crafton has so eloquently argued, if this referendum doesn't pass, those Mexican banditos are going to steal your country right out from under you.

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Crafton has got to be enjoying every minute of your wadded-pantie diatribes.

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Posted by Emmett Flatus on January 20, 2009 at 11:58 AM

Emmett, I would hope so! I've worked long and hard to glorify the master.

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Posted by Jack on January 20, 2009 at 12:25 PM

Take a bow. Now, hold that position.

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Posted by Emmett Flatus on January 20, 2009 at 12:29 PM

Watch out, Jack. You know what conservatives mean when they've "got your back."

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Posted by mr. pink on January 20, 2009 at 12:36 PM

Oh, Pinko. You've been watching Bareback Mount'em again, haven't you?

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Posted by Emmett Flatus on January 20, 2009 at 1:03 PM

Well Emmett, you do seem oddly preoccupied with my panties now.

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Posted by jack on January 20, 2009 at 2:22 PM

I'll bet they're...ummmmm...pink and perfectly match your tutu.

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Posted by Emmett Flatus on January 20, 2009 at 4:14 PM

You're just tutu funny for me. And they're purple, anyway.

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Posted by jack on January 20, 2009 at 4:42 PM

Thanks for the peek into your fantasy life, Emmett. Now excuse me while I vomit.

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Posted by mr. pink on January 21, 2009 at 11:03 AM
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