f this turns you on, seek psychiatric help immediately.
There's a bad joke that's been making the rounds for years:
Q: What's meaner than a pitbull with AIDS?
A: The guy who gave it to him.
It seems the joke has come to life
(hopefully minus the HIV).
Yes, it's true. A warrant has been issued by Davidson County's Metropolitan General Sessions Court for the arrest of Michael C. Anderson, who allegedly "did unlawfully engage in penile sex with a female pit bull dog."
And to Dr. James Dobson, we'd like to point out that at least it was a female
h/t WKRN's Andy Cordan