Tuesday, November 4, 2008
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by Caleb Hannan on
Tue, Nov 4, 2008 at 2:27 PM
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Democracy never tasted so sweet.
It's official: Every American with a broadband connection has received
this video. Why? Because the smug self-satisfaction that comes with casting a ballot is best shared with friends. Also, guilt trips work.
But
shaming is far from the most effective form of coercion. Witness the free giveaway.
With only a simple sticker as proof, you, the Nashville voter who cares enough to wait in line for an hour, can now get free stuff.
Here's the list so far:
Ben & Jerry's: Free scoop from 5-8 PM
Krispy Kreme: Free "Patriotic" donut
Starbucks: Free small coffee
Chic-fil-A: Free...something. Each store is individually owned and operated, so while some may give you a small Coke, others might offer a whole sandwich. Either way, Chic-fil-a does seem to think their freebies are the only ones you should get today; they make you hand in your "I Voted" sticker.
If you know of any other giveaways or have had problems with the ones above, leave 'em in the comments below.
Tags: democracy, freebies, sweet, sweet bribery
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