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Friday, April 18, 2008

Crazy Crap / Media The Titans' New High-Powered Offense

Posted by Matt Pulle on Fri, Apr 18, 2008 at 10:23 AM

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Impressive scoop in The City Paper today about a local drug dealer allegedly unloading quality pot to members of your Tennessee Titans. Court records in the appeal of former Metro detective Charles Williams show that the officer's nephew, Corey Cecil, is accused of selling “high-dollar, hydroponically grown marijuana” to several unidentified Titans players. And now cue the bad joke: I hear the Titans love playing on grass. (Thank you. Don't forget to try the veal.) Think you can do better? Write your best Titan-on-weed punchline, and the best joke will win its author some cheap alcohol to go with your high.

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Titans want their quarter back.

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Posted by Brent on 04/18/2008 at 10:32 AM

They don't call him "Bud" Adams for nothing.

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Posted by bb on 04/18/2008 at 12:40 PM

This might send their playoff chances up in smoke.

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Posted by P.J. Robia on 04/18/2008 at 2:52 PM

Their Escalades are the dope.

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Posted by liz garrigan on 04/18/2008 at 2:55 PM

Liz, I'm pretty sure in ghetto speak, one leaves off the (the). I think you're otherwise hilarious pun should have read "Their Escalades are dope."
I'm always here to help.

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Posted by Mack on 04/18/2008 at 4:04 PM

Mack, I'm sure you're right. I'm just a simple Joelton girl who doesn't smoke the dope.

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Posted by liz garrigan on 04/18/2008 at 9:06 PM

No, man, Dave Ball's not here.

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Posted by mr. pink on 04/18/2008 at 11:52 PM

Their offense has a chronic problem! Their baked field's in motion! This year they're going to the bowl!

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Posted by mr. pink on 04/19/2008 at 12:07 AM

I thought Young was throwing too many high passes.

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Posted by Sharon Cobb on 04/19/2008 at 5:10 AM

After the receiver fumbled the pass, he said, "I thought he said he was throwing a bong, not a bomb."

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Posted by Sharon Cobb on 04/19/2008 at 5:13 AM

At a press conference, the Titans were asked if they had become singers or songwriters while living in Music City.
They responded by singing, "It's good to smoke the green green grass of home."

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Posted by Sharon Cobb on 04/19/2008 at 5:22 AM

Playing on grass
with Bud behind glass,
Hail to our Tennessee Titans
See our quarter back smoke—
he's no dope,
To the bowl! With our Tennessee hightans

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Posted by Electric Larry on 04/19/2008 at 5:47 AM

I still don't think I've heard a winner.

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Posted by MattP on 04/22/2008 at 3:36 PM

I don't either Matt. Besides, I'd be damned if I'd buy booze for somebody else, cheap or not, if I didn't have to.

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Posted by W D Humpfree on 04/23/2008 at 5:05 PM
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