Friday, April 18, 2008
Media / Politics The Other Blogger
Posted by Liz Garrigan on Fri, Apr 18, 2008 at 4:02 PM
We know you're looking. We just want you to know we know that you're looking. Course, the other blogger has all day to work on his image—all day, OK? He doesn't have to get his hands dirty with ink or worry himself with putting out a newspaper. He can flirt with all the other bloggers, tickling and twittering them with links, winking and nodding like he's all interested in what they have to say when we all know he has just one thing on his mind.
Plus, he's younger. If you're going to hold it against us that we have a little more salt on our heads than he does, then you're just shallow and don't deserve us. Just because Jeff Woods looks like a mean Asian trannie and doesn't listen like ACK and look deeply into your wordpress or whatever doesn't mean we can't have a meaningful relationship.
And, let's face it, Matt makes you laugh. Admit it. What would our bond be without humor, right? I mean, ACK is sweet and all, but he's too busy making emoticons with all of his other blog boys and babes to pen 800 words of funny.
We know BB is really intimidating with his brains and all, but that doesn't mean he won't put out. We promise. He's the biggest linker of us all. Whore.
And then there's me. I'm not so bad. My grammar is impeccable, after all, which is a diminishing asset on the interweb. I dare ACK to engage in an intellectual debate about the semicolon with my ass; he'd go down. Beeyatch.
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