In our never-ending quest to enliven your otherwise humdrum lives, Pith presents the comedy stylings of New Wit and Wisdom
, "the best collection of humor for the design and construction industry." A sample:
"A developer, Joe, e-mailed, 'Dear Sharon, please forgive me but I am becoming forgetful. I offered you the job last night but I forgot whether you said yes or no.' "
Stop, you're killing me! Have another:
"When I first met the owner’s rep for this national retail chain, he finished a meeting by asking, 'What is on your mind—if you'll forgive the overstatement.' "
Oh, my sides! For maximum effect, keep this
close by and hit the red button after every punchline. Learn how it feels to be Slappy White.