If you're heading to the polls today and haven't made up your mind yet, we've devised this highly scientific approach to selecting the candidate best suited to your views. Thanks to our favorite anagram solver
, we've rearranged the letters of the candidates' names to see what words they create. So just read through the list, find the anagram that suits you most, and vote for that candidate! That's how democracy works!
: lily lint anchor, hilly acorn lint, canny oil thrill, lion lynch trial, nylon chair lilt, ninth lily carol, inlay con thrill, hill non clarity (perhaps a reflection of her Iraq War vote?), chin roll litany (hehehe), lint hill crayon, chilly loin rant (don't get us started), horny lilac lint (I mean it! Don't get us started!), hi tyrannic loll.
: meek hick beau, eke hack imbue, make hike cube, I meek cake hub, heck mike beau, me be khaki cue, eke hi cake bum.
: non-chic jam, jam in conch, no cinch jam, con jam inch.
: arm boa aback, oak cab bar ma, bam a crab oak, boa cab karma (perhaps the title of a future Flaming Lips record?), a boa bark cam.
: a pol run (duh!), lo ran up, urn a lop, opal run, oral pun.
: emit my torn, inert tommy, my torn item, into my term (?!), it my mentor, more my tint, omit my rent, note my trim, memory tint, or my mitten.
: Clinton has the strongest anagram name, with Romney a close second. Every McCain anagram we could muster had the word "jam" in it, leading us to believe that if McCain is president, we're in a jam.