You know what they say: where there's smoke ... there's this guy
Reporter to self: if only I could think of a new Paris angle
. Um ... word play? Yeah, that'll do. And throw in something about pirates.
C'mon. Don't you
remember that one kid in class who was just begging to get locked in a tiny room
?Good news for travelers
who aren't packing heat in that leg brace.
The odds of being a kidney transplant match: one in 500,000. The odds of getting these guys
to let you off from work to donate said kidney? Not as good.