You know what they say: where there's smoke ...
there's this guy.
Reporter to self:
if only I could think of a new Paris angle. Um ... word play? Yeah, that'll do. And throw in something about pirates.
C'mon. Don't
you remember that one kid in class who was
just begging to get locked in a tiny room?
Good news for travelers who aren't packing heat in that leg brace.
The odds of being a kidney transplant match: one in 500,000. The odds of getting
these guys to let you off from work to donate said kidney? Not as good.