Friday, March 9, 2007

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Posted by Sarah Kelley on Fri, Mar 9, 2007 at 10:16 AM

Dude, you spend your weekends at the mall.... You're so not Nelly.

Since they can't curb puberty, Nashville school officials instead will consider separate classes for boys and girls. And if that doesn't quell the hormones—I mean, distractions—then how about single-sex schools?

Meanwhile, parents will weigh in on whether to institute a stricter dress code in Metro schools. Yeah, those faux gold grills will look great with khaki pants and golf shirts.

What a bunch of bitches. Seriously, these show dogs know they're gorgeous and won't let you forget it.

Public school students in Wilson County line up to study the Bible, in a strictly historical context of course (unlike this curriculum, which was initially considered). There will be absolutely no jumpin' for Jesus in this classroom, understood?

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Fine job of journalism and copyediting by the City Paper - running a story on MNPS's upcoming telephone survey about the "standard attire" proposal that tells readers the time (6:30-8:30 pm) when calls will be made, but neglects to mention what day this will occur.

Buried inside the MNPS web site one can find out that it's Monday, March 12.

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Posted by bb on 03/09/2007 at 12:31 PM

Doh!

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Posted by Sarah on 03/09/2007 at 1:06 PM

Separate classes for boys and girls? Separate schools? Say, what?? Do the officials really think I went to school to learn algebra? Totally not. I went to school because that's where the chicks were. Have they no memory?

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Posted by Eddie Cochran on 03/09/2007 at 5:00 PM
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