Dude, you spend your weekends at the mall.... You're so
not Nelly.
Since they can't curb puberty, Nashville school officials instead will consider
separate classes for boys and girls. And if that doesn't quell the hormones—I mean, distractions—then how about single-sex schools?
Meanwhile, parents will weigh in on whether to institute a
stricter dress code in Metro schools. Yeah, those faux gold grills will look great with khaki pants and golf shirts.
What a bunch of
bitches. Seriously, these show dogs know they're gorgeous and won't let you forget it.
Public school students in Wilson County line up to
study the Bible, in a strictly historical context of course (unlike
this curriculum, which was initially considered). There will be absolutely no jumpin' for Jesus in this classroom, understood?