Tuesday, February 28, 2006
Sadly, Bob Costas will not attend
Posted by Claire Suddath on Tue, Feb 28, 2006 at 12:45 AM
Haven't had enough of tiny women in tiny outfits that sparkle like your sister's Malibu Ice Barbie whose head you melted on the Webber grill right before your parents shipped you off to boarding school? How could the Barbie be a winter-theme doll and be from Malibu? These are the questions than plague mankind.
The Olympics are over but your love affair with Sasha Cohen doesn't have to be, for the Olympic skating stars are coming to an ice rink near you!
Specifically, the Nashville Municipal Auditorium. Specifically, May 21. Specifically, you can buy tickets at ticketmaster.com or championsonice.com. Specifically, they're $67.
According to a press release, Michelle Kwan, Irina Slutskaya, Sasha Cohen, Victor Petrenko and a bunch of other Eastern Europeans with oddly spelled names such as Oleksiy Polishchuk will be on tour for Champions on Ice.
The press release says nothing about gold medal champion Shizuka Arakawa. I don't know if she'll be there or not. But I like Irina Slutskaya the best anyway. She was adorable and Russian and she has both a dying mother and Vasculitis. How can you root against a dying mother and a Vasculitis? You can't.
The Olympics are over but your love affair with Sasha Cohen doesn't have to be, for the Olympic skating stars are coming to an ice rink near you!
Specifically, the Nashville Municipal Auditorium. Specifically, May 21. Specifically, you can buy tickets at ticketmaster.com or championsonice.com. Specifically, they're $67.
According to a press release, Michelle Kwan, Irina Slutskaya, Sasha Cohen, Victor Petrenko and a bunch of other Eastern Europeans with oddly spelled names such as Oleksiy Polishchuk will be on tour for Champions on Ice.
The press release says nothing about gold medal champion Shizuka Arakawa. I don't know if she'll be there or not. But I like Irina Slutskaya the best anyway. She was adorable and Russian and she has both a dying mother and Vasculitis. How can you root against a dying mother and a Vasculitis? You can't.
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