This is a long ways off, but I thought I'd like you all know that David Sedaris will be reading at the War Memorial Auditorium, 7:30 pm April 18, 2006. That's all I know right now. I don't know why he's coming, what he'll be reading, or whether he will agree to become my new best friend. But he's very popular so I thought I'd let you all know, in case you care. I don't think tickets are on sale yet.