So I go to the refrigerator and pull out a soft drink, pop it open, take it my desk and surf the 'Net for news.
I find this
So I gulped that one down, and went back to the fridge for another. Gulped that one down too.
Yeah, that's just what we need, more idiot warnings. You can always count on the CSPI people to understand the biggest priorities facing Americans today.
QUICK ADDITION: While I'm on the topic of busybodies, how could I forget, on a day like today
, people like this