Tuesday, June 28, 2005

Insert Zombie Pun Here

Posted by on Tue, Jun 28, 2005 at 3:29 PM

I've always hated science. I've hated science ever since they made me dissect a sheep's eyeball in 7th grade and I poked it with a scalpel and got purple sheep goo on my brand new super cool t-shirt that I just had to have because like, everyone who was anyone was wearing it, and like, my life would totally be over if my mom didn't buy it for me, and she didn't really want my life to be over, did she? DID SHE? Anyway. The point is, I hate science. I also hate sheep eyeballs, but luckily I don't encounter them very often.

However, had I known that if I studied hard and learned my periodic table of elements, I might one day be able to create Zombie Dogs, I might have paid more attention.

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