is so rich and full of white-trashy goodness that I hardly know where to begin:
An east Nashville mother said yesterday there was nothing wrong with hiring a stripper to dance at her 16-year-old son's birthday party. A Davidson County grand jury felt differently, indicting her and four others on charges of contributing to the delinquency of a minor and involving a minor in obscene acts.
"It's a bunch of bull," Anette Pharris, 34, said yesterday afternoon in an interview at her east Nashville home. "I tried to do something special for my son. It didn't harm him."
About 30 people were at Landon Pharris' 16th birthday party in September, about 10 of them under the age of 18. "We even had grandpa there," his mother said.
Lucky little devil -- when I turned 16, my mom just made me a cake!