Why did Beyonce Knowles (who has now apparently officially dropped her last name) sing three songs? Aren't there other singers on Earth? And were those really the five best songs they could come up with? Why do people persist in the grotesque practice of applauding some names during the "In Memorium" sequence and not others? Was it truly necessary to tell me about the camera-arm inventor guy? Did anyone
really believe Chris Rock was going to curse? (At these rates?) Am I more or less white-trashy then Hilary Swank because I grew up in a trailer but not a trailer park
? Given that, why do I even pay the slightest attention when rich, beautiful people congratulate one another?