This eBay auction
is the best thing ever. Notice that the bid price is up to $36. As if we needed more proof that people are idiots. But hey, at least idiots are funny.
3M “put its money where its mouth was,” says this website, when it stuffed its new security glass with cash
to prove how unbreakable it was.This
isn’t funny. It’s sad. Don’t laugh. Gizoogle.com
changes all of your Google searches into bling.Laura Bush gazes at a large phallic symbol
. Sorry, I mean “hat.”Current Book Recommendation:
I’m reading Geek Love by Katherine Dunn
. The narrator, an albino hunchback, discusses her childhood as a freak show in her parents’ circus. She has siblings: Siamese twin sisters, a brother with flippers instead of arms & legs, and another brother whose "gift" isn't explained until a third of the way into the novel. I'm only about half-way through, so it could turn out to be horrible. But so far, it's very unique and intriguing. I mean, how boring can an albino hunchback and a boy with flippers be? Not very. Current Movie Recommendation:
I haven’t watched any movies, recently. Sorry. But I did catch When Harry Met Sally
on television last week. Always a classic. And a relic from the era before Meg Ryan's unfortunate collagen lip injections. Current Coffee Recommendation:
Portland Brew can make a mean hazelnut latte. I was an avid Fido fan for such a long time, but my affection may be turning to the 12th South establishment. But I don't want to break up with Fido. At least not yet. Maybe I will string it along for a while, toy with its heart. That's always fun.