Whatever you do, don’t go to this blog
. Don’t look at the photos of Trading Spaces
’ Paige Davis baring her thong. Don’t read the conversation about Jesus and The Terminator
. Don’t read the blogger’s story about his friendship with the late Johnny Carson. Just don’t.
I wouldn’t even know about it, if not for that Dewey Decimal diva the Saucy Librarian
I’d like to roam around in her stacks, if you know what I mean.) Speaking of whom, the Patrick Swayze
mystique can be traced to exactly one source
. Hint: it ain’t Steel Dawn