As it turns out, all twerk and no play makes Miley Cyrus a sick girl. A “severe reaction to antibiotics” forced America’s sweetheart (“Party in the U.S.A.,” y’all!) to cancel concerts last night in Kansas City and tonight in St. Louis, putting a (hopefully temporary) halt to her photo-friendly Bangerz Tour and leaving Miley in the hospital and many in Music City to wonder if she’ll be forced to cancel Friday night’s hometown homecoming at Bridgestone Arena. Well, at least press time, fear not: Cyrus’ camp released a statement saying the show is still a go.
Still, even the remote threat of a cancellation has us here in Creamsville fretting something fierce. The thought of thousands of Miley fans (Creamsters included) stuck in Music City, rolling on molly with nowhere to go on a Friday night ... well, it hits harder than a wrecking ball to the gut. It would achingly break our fucking hearts.
So, with that in mind, and with the utmost sincerity, get well soon, Miley! Nashville loves you!