I know, I know — Nashville’s still high on Weezer right now, but let’s not let that band’s Ryman shows last weekend overshadow the thing fans of revved-up, hook-replete, sensitively outsized ‘90s geek-rawk should really be stoked about: Superchunk plays Mercy Lounge Friday night (tickets available here)!
Maybe you foolishly forgot about ‘Chunk before you pulled the trigger on $80 Weezer tickets. Now you’re broke and sad. But hopefully said sads haven’t hobbled your sense of humor, because here comes the Cream to the rescue with a Superchunk caption contest!
You know the deal, people: Come up with the most riotously hilarious caption you can to accompany the sanity-defying image above, and enter it in comments section below for your chance to win a gratis pair of ‘Chunk tix. (Don’t forget, Bully opens!)
As always, be sure to include your email (which we won’t publish) in the appropriate field, so we can contact you if/when you win. Contest concludes Friday, at 3 p.m. Ready, slack motherfuckers? Set? GO!
Update: We have our winner. Thanks for playing.
And here’s a ‘Chunk clip to inspire your competitive spirit: