According to a press release, application criteria are as follows: All applicants must be female and must live in or be willing to travel to Nashville. Applicants must also own a vehicle or have access to one, as Bird doesn’t drive. Applicants must also love dogs and have some self-confidence and a sense of humor, in addition to a flexible schedule that works around the rigors of DP’s touring schedule. And lastly, applicants — or rather, winners — also can’t be racist drug addicts, but ladies of all ages, races and religions are welcome to apply.
So, feeling lucky? Datable? Adventurous? Not at all creeped out? Then send submissions to the red-flag-raising email address iketurnerofguitar[at]gmail[dot]com by Feb. 12. The lucky, datable, adventurous, not-creeped-out winner will be notified via email on Valentine’s Day.