Wednesday, February 5, 2014

Wanna Win a Date With Diarrhea Planet’s Evan Bird?

Posted By on Wed, Feb 5, 2014 at 5:13 PM

With Valentine’s Day on the horizon and romance in the air, the good folks over at Infinity Cat are looking to play matchmaker for Diarrhea Planet’s Evan Bird — one of the band’s fleet of guitarists — and a lucky DP fan. The label is holding a “Win a Date with Evan Bird” contest, in which applicants can vie to be Bird’s valentine by submitting a succinct, five-sentence-or-less summary of what their dream date with the DP guitarist would entail, plus fun facts about the contender along with her T-shirt size (hmm …) and preferred DP CD or LP, because the winner will also get some iCat swag. A panel of unnamed judges will choose the winner, because naturally, every girl can’t wait to tell the ‘rents she’s dating a dude in a band, and that band is called Diarrhea Planet.

According to a press release, application criteria are as follows: All applicants must be female and must live in or be willing to travel to Nashville. Applicants must also own a vehicle or have access to one, as Bird doesn’t drive. Applicants must also love dogs and have some self-confidence and a sense of humor, in addition to a flexible schedule that works around the rigors of DP’s touring schedule. And lastly, applicants — or rather, winners — also can’t be racist drug addicts, but ladies of all ages, races and religions are welcome to apply.

So, feeling lucky? Datable? Adventurous? Not at all creeped out? Then send submissions to the red-flag-raising email address iketurnerofguitar[at]gmail[dot]com by Feb. 12. The lucky, datable, adventurous, not-creeped-out winner will be notified via email on Valentine’s Day.

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