Wrong! Tour announcement!
As Cyrus promised while standing next to a dignity-moderately-intact Edward Norton, she will soon be launching a tour in support of last month's Bangerz. The Bangerz Tour will feature 38 stops across North America (plus more TBA). Despite my colleague Adam Gold's educated postulating (i.e., wild guess) to the contrary, the tour will in fact hit Music City. On April 18, Miley's coterie of ecstasy bears will hit Nashville's own Bridgestone Arena. Tickets for the Music City stop go on sale to the general public Saturday, Nov. 16, at 10 a.m. via Live Nation. There's also this:
American Express® Card Members can purchase tickets before the general public beginning Tuesday, November 12 at 10 AM local time through Friday, November 15 at 10 PM local time. Fans will have additional opportunities to purchase tickets early by signing up for a Facebook RSVP.
See a sneak preview of Miley's Bangerz Tour production after the jump.
LOL, JK. Seriously though, do you think the tour stop will feature an in-the-buff Hannah Montana swinging on a prop wrecking ball? More tongue-wagging ass-centrism? There's plenty of time for the 20-year-old (she hits 21 later this month) to reinvent herself again before the tour kicks off on Valentine's Day. How subversive would it be if she started dressing conservatively and returned to covering Melanie Safka and Dolly Parton songs?
The above performances were filmed just a year-and-a-half ago. They grow up so fast, don't they?