Hey, kids! Wanna see mid-Aughts post-punk-revival pop stars Franz Ferdinand at Cannery Ballroom on Tuesday … FOR FREE???
Don’t say you don’t know how this shit works. We post an inscrutably confounding image culled from somewhere on the Internet, and in the comments section y’all have a humorous horse race to the funny line to see who can conjure the most hilarious humdinger of caption to side-splittingly compliment said image. We choose a winner (in this case, at 3 p.m. on Tuesday) and that funny lucky fuck (assuming he/she enters his or her email address in the appropriate field, never to be published) gets a pair of tickets to see a Scottish quartet do their impression of Gang of Four — without the melodica parts and neo-Marxism.
(Writer’s/Judge’s note: I’m gonna make a special suggestion this time around and just tell you flat out that any hilarious history buffs who can fashion a Gavrilo Princip reference into their caption probably wins my vote.)
Sound like fun? Joy! Annnnnd go!!
Update: We have a winner. Thanks for playing!