If you read this week's music section, then you saw fellow Creamster Adam Gold's fine piece on Bad Religion's latest effort, True North. Gold gets the MVP award on that one, because it was a sub-in for the originally slated preview for that show: a great story by Sean L. Maloney on openers Against Me! and their frontwoman Laura Jane Grace. Well, Against Me! had to cancel, and Gold bottom-of-the-ninth'd that Bad Religion action.
But enough shop talk. None of you wants to hear that. What you do want to hear, I'd guess, is how to win a pair of free tickets to Bad Religion's show tomorrow night at War Memorial Auditorium with openers Polar Bear Club and locals The Whigs. I'll tell you how: caption contest! Usual rules apply. Come up with the most side-splitting caption you can for the image you see above, and post it down there in the comments section. Be sure to include your email address in the appropriate field — we won't publish it, but we'll need it in order to contact our winner. We've got a quick turnaround on this one, but we'll do our best to pick a winner by mid-afternoon tomorrow. Say, roughly 3 p.m.? You've got almost a full day! But please be sure to keep an eye on your email. If we don't hear from our winner within an hour or so, we'll have to go with the next person in line. OK, everybody savvy? Ready to do it? Go!
Update: We have our winner. Thanks for playing!