Now join us while we frolic through the flora and fauna of our locally bred loudmouths, the singers of the Craigslist "Musicians" Community.
* Singer looking deep into your mortal soul. Singer finding nothing but filth and corruption. Singer will fix. With fire.
* Oh no, I pooped! But I think can hold it in! Take the picture quick!
* Hi, I just moved here from Woodstock '99, and I'd like to start a band. I can be the singer.
* Currently torn between making a joke about this lady and not revealing the extent of my familiarity with Internet-porn advertising practices.
* You have great songs, but what you really need to make them extra-great are the creepiest eyes on Craigslist.