Remember when all those creeps showed up in Seattle with suitcases full of money? As Crofton sees it, that's what's happened to Nashville. Except instead of offering money, the creeps just want your band to play ukulele in the back of a cab.
Wait, what? Oh right. It's The Chris Crofton Show, Episode 118. There's even an interview with a guy who works at Sea World, apparently! Or maybe not really. Well, you'll see. Hear it after the jump.